i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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