Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So vagazzling was a success
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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