I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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