I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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