end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
