I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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