Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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