PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I skipped work to stalk him.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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We left an ass print on the piano.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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