How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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