dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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