just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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