so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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