the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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