You made me cry and you don't even care
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Randomize
