It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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