guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
nutella sex= disaster
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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