Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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