is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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