isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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