I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
don't judge my taste in strippers
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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