wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
