We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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