10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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