Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Someone signed my nipple.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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