if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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