5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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