We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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