My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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I just gift wrapped bread.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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