That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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