I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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