fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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