you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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