I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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