no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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