I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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