i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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