The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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