I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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