I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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