went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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