i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
