i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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