I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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