what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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