My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
This baby is an asshole
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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