also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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