worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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