mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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