If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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