dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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