No awkward lesbian experiences without me
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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