come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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