Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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