My friends, they love my intelligence
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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