Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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