There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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