North Korea, Best Korea!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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