He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We’re leaving where are you
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