So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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